Tuesday, October 7, 2008

New Family Names....

So, this is just a friendly post to make a few of you laugh. Connor is HILARIOUS these days! Now, dont get me wrong, he has been quite the funny man his whole life, but lately he keeps me rolling ALL THE TIME!!! The other night in the car he decided he was tired of his name, and no longer would like to be called Connor. Imagine my surprise when this subject was brought up in our conversation. I mean, I feel Connor is quite a great name, and fits him perfectly! Well, as the conversation progressed, he informed Mike and I that we also had new names according to him. So I began to inquire what I should now be calling my son, and boyfriend...and well here we go...

1. Connor- he asks that everyone now address him as "The Pickle Farmer". Yes, I said Pickle Farmer...WHAT THE HECK!!! Mike a few weeks back had joked with him and mentioned that name, well apparently it suits him better than Connor. If you call him Connor, he politely responds, "I am not Connor, I am the PICKLE FARMER"!!!! So, please keep this in mind.

2. Since my name has also changed, please refer to me as "Boo". Not sure if that means I am scary, like Halloween BOO, or like I am hairy like that bear...Boo Boo... you know Yogi's friend, or if simply its just that MOM or Steph takes too much effort to articulate. Either way, I am sure I will go far in the professional world as Ms. Boo Vampola.

3. Finally Mike has been reassigned his name as well. This one I find HILARIOUS, and if you spent ONE day in my house with Mike and Connor, you could EASILY see why Connor would come up with such a name for Mike. You ready for this? Mike, from here on out shall be called, THE HOPPING KANGAROO. I find this just perfect, I even considered asking Mike's parents why they did not consider this his givin name at time of birth!!! Anyways, just come be the fly on our wall, and you will see that my son is not completely off his rocker with these names, I mean at least ONE of the three is fitting!

Well, this has turned into quite the book just for my humorous story, so forgive my ranting, but I just had to share. Also, I wanted to enlighten some of you that if you get a Christmas card in the mail from Boo, The Hopping Kangaroo, and The Pickle Farmer, its really from us. I should really get to work now, hope all is well with everyone!